As I was posting the link yesterday, I got thinking about the stories I’ve been asked to comment on in recent times.
- Do women prefer cold cash to hot sex? My reply: Of course. It’s a no brainer.
- Are men better at writing sex than women? Do women get soppy, and bring too much emotion into, writing about what is primarily a physical act? My reply: Men write porn, women write erotica. Depends on what you prefer. (Can’t find the link)
- ‘Do Bad girls go places?’ or is it just a smart phrase? My Reply: D-uh! (Can’t find the link)
- Then of course the piece de resistance, the futuristic story I was asked to write about a scenario where women rule the world and men are their sex slaves.
Then I got thinking about search terms that people employ to, and successfully, to arrive at my blog: Smita Jain sex (easily tops the list), kinky sex India, hot naked teens, hot lesbian fuck videos (don’t know where that came from), middle aged aunty sex (DEFINITELY don’t know where that came from), sex.com (okay, that I can understand).
WTF?! Going by this one would think I’ve written a Jonathan Black! Guys, it’s only chicklit. All right, all right, so I do have some sex in my books, but it’s only max two-three scenes. Okay, okay, so it’s four-five scenes, but still. It’s hardly enough to bestow upon me the title of expert. Or is it?
When tall, suave, handsome Kaustav Kapoor walks into her office, ditzy private investigator Kasthuri (aka Katie) Kumar has anything but detection on her mind. He is, after all, a scion of Bollywood’s first family—perhaps he has a role for her? Perhaps she will, at last, get to sashay down the red carpet in a designer gown, with flash bulbs following her every move?
But Kapoor’s intentions are much more prosaic: he wishes Katie to trace the heroine of his new blockbuster (and, if Katie’s read the glossies correctly, his life) who is mysteriously AWOL. Despite her misgivings, Katie finds herself unable to refuse the task entrusted to her, and thereon follows a bewildering hunt for the film star across a trail of corpses.
And if that isn’t excitement enough, she has to contend with the maddening and mysterious, but, oh-so-hot, Tejas Deshpande.
The first in a brand new detective series.
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Yes it is. Come on, you just called yourself a Sex Goddess on your own blog, and I see a sex tag too. 😛
For item #4, there is actually a graphic comic series called as “Y”. I thought it would be a funny read but got a good lesson on anthropology.
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the search terms are hilarious!
Well, to be doubly sure, I first googled the combinations you have posted. And I did find your blog, amongst other things. I could say that your blog or mention jumped out most prominently, or that I was not swayed by an image or hundred, but it would be lying, even if my sole intention was to impress you. (okay, okay, I DID open a few links that didn’t have your mention at all). I think this is a good feather to have in your hat…I am sure well intentioned people, like me, wouldnt miss you amidst so much distraction.
Writing sexcapedes is so much fun, though! Harold Robbins, how I miss you sometimes…
I don’t recall reading a great scene in the last roughly hundred books I have read…McEwan’s Atonement had a scene that was, well, for lack of better word, rocking.
And men write porn? Gosh, here I was thinking my words oozed sensuality 😉
@Uninvoked, the title was in jest (and irony) as was the tag :-). BTW did go to your blog. interesting concept, but why the anonymity?
@Sookie, as they say in Delhi, KLPD ho gaya 🙂
@Rima, yes they are 🙂
@Rohit, my you did take some trouble over the terms! Maybe that just proves my point that men are more interested in sex (and writing it) than women? I don’t remember the sex scene in Atonement so can’t comment on that yet. And thanks you for your kind words 🙂
LOL! 😀
Yea, the search terms are so darn misleading or shall I say the content of (your) blog 😀
All I could manage was “hot adultery” “Public display of affection” for my blog.
Here’s wishing more non-sense traffic to this space.
Cheers!
@Sangfroid, ahem, it’s definitely the search terms that are misleading. 🙂
Hi,
it would tough for someone as open minded as you to beilieve that a lot of people are not vocal about the sexual part of their lives. If any writer even mentions the word ‘sex’ people reading it are in the middle of an erection.Mostly because half of them haven’t done it yet and majority think its a guilty pleasure of sorts. Its those people’s perversion thats costing your blog’s image.
But absolutely NOT your fault.
I’m not a fan of the genre chick-lit but I hate to see a writer getting tagged the wrong way. All the best for you future works.
@Raghav, my blog isn’t tagged tagged that way, that was just humourous take on the search terms that got people to my blog. Nonetheless, thanks for your support 🙂