Recently, I was asked to write a column on what women want. I figured I’d check out what’s out there on the subject first. And this is what I found. It’s so hilarious, I just had to put it up. Enjoy!
What Women Want
March 11, 2010 by smitajain
Posted in Random thoughts | Tagged comedy, entertainment, funny, humour, joke, personal, picture | 9 Comments
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super lolz…
Too funny…
I did look down at my paunch to see which category I fitted. I am somewhere in the middle — perhaps something women will settle for
@Munish, lifeofhues, isn’t it?
@lifeofhues, lol. You’ll find women will settle for a lot less
Well that’s a million dollar question, isn’t it? Roughly 3 billion people in the world would love to know the answer to that.
When I was in B’lore, my flatmate was one of those marital sites fiend. This was the time when there were no dating sites and guys like my flatmate were using the marital sites for their not so noble purposes. Now, this guy used to send 50 emails to women every day (he could’ve sent more but that was, unfortunately, the limit), but when girls used to meet him, they used to reject him. Some nicely, some brutally, some sarcastically and some humiliatingly. He wasn’t the worst looking guy, he was making truckload of money, was from a very respectable family, drove a midsized sedan. The works.
One drunken night he asked me what did he not have that women want. I (you have to remember that I was a bit drunk) told him those three words that every woman says she absolutely wants: Sense of Humor.
A few days later he told me he won’t talk to me ever again. After some cajoling and pleading and threatening he told me he took my advice. So when this girl asked him how much money he made, he said, and I quote, ‘Enough to maintain quite a few like you’. The girl apparently slapped him. It was the first.
Sense of humor…well, I always beleived every woman wanted that!!!
Don’t they??
@rohit, again, puzzlement. *Enough to maintain quite a few like you’* where’s the funny in that?
Yup, agree with you…and that’s what I told him!
I think we men miss the difference between stupid and having a sense of humor…okay, never mind that.
rohit, if you weren’t silly enough to mention it (i give you the liberty since you were drunk!), what on earth was your sober friend thinking?!
@Rima, men and think…er…